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Tang Guts: Loremaster Extreme


Tang Guts is a server legend. Armed with nothing but self-narration and an impeccable sense of timing, he rolled lore into the annals of Andrune history.

Sadly, we fear Tang Guts may never return, and it lessens the whole server as a direct result. Tang, if you're reading this, we miss you.

Tang Guts once was unsure of where to find a cave. So he rolled a natural 43 on his 20 sided die. The resulting explosion left no survivors and completed the quest by default.

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Fact: Tang Guts doesn't actually roll a dice for his lore checks. He merely types *lore* and the DM's screen is flooded with 20's.
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Fact: Whenever a DM describes a scene ("You enter the gloomy cave," or "The party defeats the goblins") it is in Tang Guts' voice.

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Fact: Whenever Tang Guts rolls lore, it's for the benefit of everyone else; Tang Guts has a giant tome that tells him everything about the past, present, and future of Andrune, and already knows everything. When he narrates, he's really just telling everyone what the book decrees.

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Fact: Tang Guts once quested with Daedamai and Pike. He narrated a scene where Daedamai's head exploded. Tang Guts has access to the DM kill command, while on as a player.
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Fact: Tang Guts once deviated from his lore rolling to roll a spellcraft check. The resulting explosion warped the space time continuum and retroactively spawned Hurricane Katrina.
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Fact: When Tang Guts makes any roll, he adds his Lore modifier to it, ensuring he always makes a roll that is infinity above the check.

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True Fact: Tang Guts never fights he simply rolls lore and informs his foe of the inevitable outcome.

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Fact: On the first day there was nothing. On the second day, Tang Guts rolled lore and Aolyth was created. On the third day Tang Guts rested.

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Fact: Any bard who wants to be important studies under Tang Guts at least once.

Because of this, Wilgold is by default the single best bard.

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